I am the cutest cat in the world.
Well, that’s what the Pets tell me. I don’t know about the cutest. But I am cute, that’s for sure.
I am six years old, I live with two roommates, and I have two pets. I love ham, string, shadows, laser pointers, Doritos, laundry baskets, tuna and warm soft places. I do NOT like strangers, the outdoors, chicken, cheese, or vacuum cleaners.
I am so very cute because I was very sick when I was a kitten. The Pets took me in when I was just a tiny little thing, and for that I am forever grateful – but I will have to kill you if you tell them that. Because I was so sick and starving, I didn’t grow like I should. I am about half the size of a ‘normal’ adult cat.